Some days, you get all the ingredients to create the PERFECT BAD DAY.
What you’ll need:
1 Tbsps - Fresh coughs, flu and migraine.
2 Tbsps early start at work.
5 Tbsps enclosed work space.
5 Tbsp cold office.
1 tsp no appetite for food.
5 tsps self medicating pills that don’t work.
3 Tbsps hot water parade to soothe cough and sore throat that also don’t work.
3 Tbsps resulting multiple trips to the loo.
Mix all the ingredients in a large bowl. And add a bit of the final secret ingredient. A tiny drop of a phonecall that invades your work into your personal privacy.
Now, you have the perfect bad day. Bottoms up!