Archive for August, 2007

Best quote ever

Friday, August 31st, 2007

From local fashion photographer, Wee Kim,  as related by Denise Tan on the 91.3fm morning show…

“Eh eh eh! Check the chin, check the chin… Only 1 allowed!”

Ami Buddhi Barcche (I’m getting clever)

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

The title’s a tribute to an old post I wrote 2 years 4 months ago… But the subject is pretty much the same…

Went to shoot an event today… And came back with the worst batch of pictures ever imaginable.. Trying to get decent pictures to give to the writer was even worst than my hospital stay (and that was BAD btw…) Didn’t help that my boss’ bad pictures were all tons better than all of mine put together…

Thankfully, I managed to find 2 decent pics… And one of them had a red eye problem…

Brilliant.

My expensive photoshop book showed a red eye tool that my office’s photoshop version didn’t have… But but but… I found a website that taught me how to remove it. And it worked like a charm!

So I’ve learnt my one thing new for today…

Ok… Maybe 2…

Events.Are.My.Worst.Nightmare

It’s the aliens I’m telling you…

Monday, August 27th, 2007

Aliens came into town on Saturday and decided that the way Yi Xin looked really displeased them… She was too boorish, unkempt and plain unacceptable for their delicate aesthetic sensitivities…

So they took control over her mind, marched her down to Great World City and had her order herself a real hairdo…

3 hours of imprisonment and futile internal struggling later… The aliens threw her out on the street again and smiled at their little handiwork.

They made her a demure woman!

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Aftermath of the invasion

The reaction to her change has been varied… She has been called an egg, a cabbage, a chicken tail, and was said to resemble a whole host of other people who all happen to have rebonded hair…(strange eh?)… None of which helps the fact that she can’t recognise her own reflection anymore… Oh well.

No more a sloppy photog!

Slow newsday… So far

Friday, August 24th, 2007

The title explains exactly why I can afford the time to blog… I mean, besides the fact that my boss stepped out for a while…

Re-read my old post about my previous office and it made me think…

I used to get very depressed and miserable at work… I would keep snacking to keep myself feeling uplifted and motivated… I would spend every bit of my spare time (outside of office hours) blogging and shopping and surfing and doing photo-related stuff (even in the mornings before work started)… Because I had to do what I didn’t like doing at work, I had to make up for it with a vengence… And I reasoned it was a very natural response because a job is just a job, and jobs are just a necessary evil to have income to do things you really liked. It doesn’t matter what you are dealing with, and my previous job dealt with very interesting subject matter…

Then I got a job doing something I really liked.

Suddenly my life got less hectic… I was no longer clamoring for personal time to do my photos because I was already handling photos at work… I could spend my free time just relaxing, and not having to make up for time wasted at the office… I didn’t mind being one of the first in office because I would be doing photo-related things… I would look forward to my assignments and the discussions with my boss afterward… I didn’t even mind being scolded for my bad pictures ’cause he’d teach me how to improve and tell me stuff about fashion shoots that I wouldn’t have learnt otherwise… And late nights are fun ’cause I’d be spending the time touching up my own work…

I think I like it here.

It doesn’t make waking up early in the morning any easier ’cause I’m still very sleepy in the mornings. But at least I don’t have to get dragged into the office kicking and screaming… Which is exactly how it felt going to the old office…

New Persona

Wednesday, August 15th, 2007

Good afternoon, readers…

I now speak with you as a different person.

I am no longer who I was before…

I am a penguin of the corporate world, wearing white shirts with black pants.

I cultivate blisters on my heels wearing proper shoes.

I go from assignment to assignment a bundle of nerves.

I shoot off my camera more than I do with my mouth.

I annoy VIPs with my flash and they have no reason to complain.

I no longer blog at the office, because the boss can see my screen 9-6 everyday.

I have no online privacy, because the boss has both my instant messaging accounts.

But I’m not complaining…

I read up on camera stuff and view photos as part of training.

I watch Gwen Stefani live in concert for free.

I get lunch at hotels on the job.

And my boss is a nice guy.

Alright!

Redundant

Thursday, August 2nd, 2007

The cleaning staff at the office have been polishing the marble floor for weeks and weeks….

But no matter how shiny and smooth it is… It still looks ugly…