Good afternoon, readers…

I now speak with you as a different person.

I am no longer who I was before…

I am a penguin of the corporate world, wearing white shirts with black pants.

I cultivate blisters on my heels wearing proper shoes.

I go from assignment to assignment a bundle of nerves.

I shoot off my camera more than I do with my mouth.

I annoy VIPs with my flash and they have no reason to complain.

I no longer blog at the office, because the boss can see my screen 9-6 everyday.

I have no online privacy, because the boss has both my instant messaging accounts.

But I’m not complaining…

I read up on camera stuff and view photos as part of training.

I watch Gwen Stefani live in concert for free.

I get lunch at hotels on the job.

And my boss is a nice guy.

Alright!

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